*When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
*Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
*There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard ... there is only another fist.
*Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
*In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
*Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
*Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
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=))) astea ruleaza
buna aia cu oglinda
si daca eu spun ca nu imi place despre acest...Chuck Norris e vreun bai? ;;)
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